The Spooky Move of Spooky Doom! Part 1
Yes, I am finally in the new place. I even have Transformers on my desk. But it was not always this way. Oh no. We spent a week at our friend Alison's while she was out of town, housesitting and dogsitting. At one point during our stay, Adrienne left on the kitchen table a bag of those new mint 'n creme Oreos out of which she had eaten maybe two cookies. The dog ate all of them. An ounce shy of a pound of chocolate and minty creme goodness. Now, I don't know if you know this or not, but Oreos aren't even meant for human consumption. It's a little known fact that Oreos were created for the express purpose of feeding them to farm animals to fatten them up and have them die of a stoppage of bloodflow due to blockage of the arteries by creme. But since "creme" wasn't actually an English word at the time, farmers didn't buy it, and thus RalstonpurinabiscolgatepalmolivePepsico was forced to sell it in grocery stores. So, in addition to being bad on a general level, they also contain chocolate, which tends to kill or cause extreme intestinal distress to canines. Luckily the dog, being a 60-pound labrador, didn't die. But she did have very much bad stinky gas for the next few days. This is the story of staying at Alisons. Stay tuned for part 2: The House of 1000 Odors.
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