Frankly, I'm rooting for the crocodile.
Thanks to Tavie, I found out about this:
The Golden Girls, LIVE! PERFORMED BY GUYS! DRESSED AS OLD WOMEN!

This is a crime against man and nature. No one. NO ONE is Sophia except Estelle Getty! Not even if Peter Mac is an octagenerian XY clone-baby of Estelle Getty in drag. I don't care if Bea Arthur is older than she is, just damn-ass look at her! She totally carried the show. And don't get me started on having anyone replace Betty White (also older than Getty). ...That said, "The Girl's [sic] Get Robbed" is an awesome episode.
By the way, I'm pretty sure you can clone people to come out 80 years old.

Also, this infatuation with Estelle Getty doesn't make me gay. I just feel that her career has been much maligned post-Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot!.

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