Just the jumbles, man, the jumbles!
I can't really find the inspiration to recount the whole incident at Wal-Mart and getting a new Social Security card (yes, I'm dumb, I kept my SSN in my wallet), so if you're truly interested, just ask me about it.
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You know what I hate?
Humanity. Those fuckers.

In a related story, my wallet was stolen today.
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Belt Your Federal Agent.
Why does no one on 24 wear a seat belt when they drive their fancy Ford SUVs? Huh? I know they operate above the law and all, but this is just a safety issue. If you go to the trouble to point your gun around every corner so as not to endanger your life, wouldn't you look really stupid plastered all over the road because you didn't wear a seatbelt? Of course, the important characters are all properly secured when they crash their Ford SUVs (as seen in Season 2 when Kief passes out while driving Lady MacPalmer to meet KoB*])

*King of Bad-Guys, a term originally used to save time when someone arrived late to watch a martial arts movie.
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